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Fill it with coffee, tea or whatever fuels the fight. A gift for the loudest friend in your group chat, and a souvenir of every rally you made it to. Available in 11 oz. (.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"11 oz.","offer_id":46407669317801,"sku":"AFR-MUG-11","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz.","offer_id":46407669350569,"sku":"AFR-MUG-15","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/anti-fascist-retro-mug-1.png?v=1792583428"},{"product_id":"anti-racist-mug","title":"Anti-Racist Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo excuses at breakfast. Our coffee mug says \"if you don't wanna be called racist, don't do racist shit\" in bold red, an everyday reminder for anyone who'd rather call out hate than stay comfortable. Made with Strange Gang for activists, educators and allies who live their values out loud, it's durable and dishwasher safe for daily use. Bring it to work and let it start the conversation. A gift for a friend who never stays silent, and a souvenir of every protest you showed up for. Available in 11 oz. (.33L) and 15 oz. (0.44L).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"11 oz.","offer_id":46602855514281,"sku":"ANTIR-MUG-11","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz.","offer_id":46602855547049,"sku":"ANTIR-MUG-15","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/anti-racist-mug-01.png?v=1792583429"},{"product_id":"this-too-shall-pass-mug","title":"This Too Shall Pass Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart mantra, part meltdown. Our coffee mug reads \"this too shall pass but like holy fuck\" in staggered, distorted letters, honest about the rent, the wages that don't keep up and the healthcare bills that cost more than both. It sits on your desk saying what everyone's thinking before the first meeting starts. Fill it in the kitchen, at the office or wherever caffeine keeps you upright. A funny gift for a burnt-out friend, and a souvenir of the year that tested everybody. Available in 11 oz. (.33L) and 15 oz. 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