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Our bumper sticker measures 11\" x 3\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45849169592489,"sku":"ADSUCK-ST-11X3","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/adulting-sucks-sticker-magnet-1.png?v=1792590070"},{"product_id":"addicted-to-love-drugs-sticker","title":"Addicted To Love \/ Drugs Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eLove got crossed out, drugs stayed. Our Addicted To Love \/ Drugs bumper sticker is dark humor for anyone who swapped heartbreak for coping and called it growth. Made with Strange Gang for overthinkers, club kids and serotonin seekers, it's honest, a little unhinged and impossible not to read twice at a red light. Slap it on your car, laptop or skateboard, or anywhere your therapist won't see it. A funny gift for your messiest friend, and a souvenir of the breakup you finally got over. Our bumper sticker measures 11\" x 3\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45849169985705,"sku":"ADLOVE-ST-11X3","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/addicted-to-love-drugs-sticker-magnet-1.png?v=1792590071"},{"product_id":"no-lgbtq-hate-sticker","title":"No LGBTQ Hate Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePride belongs on every surface. Our No LGBTQ Hate sticker puts a rainbow heart next to the line \"hating me won't solve your problems,\" a bright reply to anyone who still thinks queer people are the problem. Made with Strange Gang for queer visibility and solidarity, it's ready for laptops, water bottles, skateboards, lockers and bumpers. Stick one where people will see it and one where you need the reminder. A gift for your chosen family, and a souvenir of your first Pride, your tenth or the one where you came out. 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A gift for a trans friend who deserves to feel seen, and a souvenir of every time you showed up. Choose a 3.5\" x 3.5\" or 5\" x 5\" sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"3.5\" x 3.5\"","offer_id":45993218703529,"sku":"NOTHATE-ST-35X35","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5\" x 5\"","offer_id":45993218736297,"sku":"NOTHATE-ST-5X5","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/hating-me-trans-magnet-1-egoproof.png?v=1792590077"},{"product_id":"no-hate-sticker","title":"No Hate Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Hating me won't solve your problems,\" printed over a heart for anyone tired of being somebody else's scapegoat. Our No Hate sticker pushes back against hate on laptops, lockers, bumpers and water bottles, from LGBTQ+ rights to immigrant justice and everything between. Made with Strange Gang, it's durable, bold and easy to share. Put one on your laptop, give one to the coworker who needs it and keep a spare in your bag. A gift for allies who never back down, and a souvenir of choosing compassion over fear. Choose a 3.5\" x 3.5\" or 5\" x 5\" sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"3.5\" x 3.5\"","offer_id":45993225388201,"sku":"NOHATE-ST-35X35","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5\" x 5\"","offer_id":45993225420969,"sku":"NOHATE-ST-5X5","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/hating-me-standard-magnet-1-egoproof.png?v=1792590077"},{"product_id":"anti-racist-sticker","title":"Anti-Racist Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eSimple rules for complicated people. Our Anti-Racist sticker says \"if you don't wanna be called racist, don't do racist shit,\" which covers about every excuse you've heard at work, online or at the holidays. Made with Strange Gang, it's bold, durable and impossible to ignore on laptops, water bottles, skateboards and bumpers. Stick one up and let your stance speak before you do. A gift for the friend who always calls it out, and a souvenir of every protest you showed up for. Choose a 3.5\" x 3.5\" or 5\" x 5\" sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"3.5\" x 3.5\"","offer_id":46327103586473,"sku":"ANTIR-ST-3.5X3.5","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"5\" x 5\"","offer_id":46327103619241,"sku":"ANTIR-ST-5X5","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/anti-racist-magnet-05.png?v=1792590077"},{"product_id":"anti-fascist-sticker","title":"Anti-Fascist Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFascism doesn't get a pass here. Our Anti-Fascist bumper sticker reads \"if you don't wanna be called fascist, don't do fascist shit,\" a rule so simple some people still can't follow it. Made with Strange Gang for antifa, organizers and everyone done tolerating hate, it says it loud in every parking lot and drive-thru line. No apologies, no compromises, just resistance on your bumper, laptop or toolbox. A gift for the loudest friend in your group chat, and a souvenir of every rally you made it to. Our bumper sticker measures 11\" x 3\".\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Egoproof","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46407624917161,"sku":"AFR-ST-RD","price":14.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/anti-fascist-retro-sticker-1-egoproof.png?v=1792590076"},{"product_id":"this-too-shall-pass-sticker","title":"This Too Shall Pass Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart mantra, part meltdown. Our This Too Shall Pass bumper sticker reads \"this too shall pass but like holy fuck\" in staggered, distorted letters, a gut reaction to rising rent, stagnant wages and healthcare that keeps pricing people out. It puts the exhaustion on the back of your car, where everyone stuck in traffic can relate. Slap it on a bumper, laptop or water bottle as a reminder that you're not the only one barely holding on. A funny mental health gift for a burnt-out friend, and a souvenir of the year that tested everybody. 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