{"product_id":"timeline-beanie","title":"Timeline Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBad news travels fast, so keep your head warm. Our beanie stitches \"I do not recommend this timeline\" onto a cozy cuffed knit, the most honest review of current events you can wear in winter. Made for doom-scrollers and dark-humored realists, it's soft, stretchy, and fits most heads. Wear it on cold commutes, election nights, or walks you take to get away from your phone. A funny gift for your most exhausted friend, and a souvenir of this strange chapter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EGOPROOF","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51430459801769,"sku":"TIMEL-TR-BK","price":42.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0356\/0731\/4565\/files\/timeline-beanie-black-1.png?v=1792594710","url":"https:\/\/egoproof.com\/en-eu\/products\/timeline-beanie","provider":"Egoproof","version":"1.0","type":"link"}