• White Timeline Hoodie with red text "i do not recommend this timeline" in a regular fit, midweight, unisex style.
  • Model wearing black Timeline Hoodie with white text "i do not recommend this timeline" in urban dimly lit setting.
  • Pink midweight hoodie with red text "i do not recommend this timeline" front center, Timeline Hoodie brand visible.
  • Black midweight Hoodie with white text "i do not recommend this timeline" front center, regular fit unisex Timeline Hoodie.
  • EGOPROOF Hoodie Close-Up
  • Oversized hoodie and sweatshirt size guide in inches and centimeters by EGOPROOF
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Timeline Hoodie

Timeline Hoodie

$74
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COLOR: White
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DESCRIPTION

One star, would not live here again. Our hoodie reads "I do not recommend this timeline," the most honest review of current events you'll find. Heavyweight, oversized and organic, it's made with Strange Gang for doom-scrollers, dark-humored realists and anyone surviving modern life on caffeine and side-eye. Pull the hood up and shrug at the simulation, and keep it on standby for election nights. A funny gift for millennials, Gen Z and the perpetually unimpressed, and a souvenir from the strangest chapter we've lived through so far. See images for size charts.

PRODUCT INFO

COLORS MAY APPEAR SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DUE TO YOUR SCREEN AND OUR PRINTING METHODS.

Hoodie
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings
• Side-seamed construction

Sweatshirt
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction

SHIPPING

FREE USA & EUROPE SHIPPING OVER $99 / €99.

NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
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FAQ

Care Instructions

Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

Charity Details

WE AUTOMATICALLY DONATE A PORTION OF EACH SALE TO CHARITIES RELATED TO CAUSES WE SUPPORT. YOU CAN VIEW THE CURRENT CHARITY AT THE TOP OF ANY PRODUCT PAGE.

Questions?

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GPSR Info

EU representatives: 
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus 

SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus 

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC. 

Hoodie & Sweatshirt: For adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

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