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Timeline Snapback Hat

Timeline Snapback Hat

$42
$42
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COLOR: White

DESCRIPTION

When the world is on fire and sarcasm is your last survival tool, our Timeline Snapback Hat says it plainly: I do not recommend this timeline. The retro embroidery sits on a structured crown with a flat brim, bringing old school flair to modern chaos. From our Strange Gang collaboration, it is for anti-fascists, doom scrollers, and anyone coping with irony and caffeine. The snap closure adjusts for an easy fit. Wear it to protests, group chats in real life, or the line at the coffee shop. It is a perfect gift for the friend who reads every headline and a souvenir of this strange era.

PRODUCT INFO

• 85% acrylic, 15% wool
• Structured, 6-panel cap
• Mid profile with snapback closure
• Flat visor with gray under-visor
• One size fits most

Colors may appear slightly different due to your screen.

SHIPPING

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NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Ships From USA & EU
  • Charity Donation
  • Made By A Small Business
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FAQ

Care Instructions

Spot clean by hand with warm water and mild dish soap. Do not submerge or soak, this will preserve the crown and flat visor shape. Allow to air dry.

Charity Details

WE AUTOMATICALLY DONATE A PORTION OF EACH SALE TO CHARITIES RELATED TO CAUSES WE SUPPORT. YOU CAN VIEW THE CURRENT CHARITY AT THE TOP OF ANY PRODUCT PAGE.

Questions?

Feel free to reach out to us here with any questions about this product, or anything else.

GPSR Info

EU representatives: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus and/or SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus 

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC. This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols, and phthalates level requirements.

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