• Timeline Sticker & Magnet features white italic serif text stating i do not recommend this timeline on a black panel, symboli
  • The rear of a silver hatchback showcases the Timeline Sticker & Magnet on its black bumper, humorously stating i do not recommend this timeline in white, reflecting mental health themes.
  • A silver hatchback displays the Timeline Sticker & Magnet reading, “i do not recommend this timeline, highlighting its dual exhausts and rear features, embodying Egoproof's bold, mental health-focused message.
  • Timeline Sticker & Magnet on a vintage-style orange camper van's rear, showcasing the decal “i do not recommend this timeline.” Tail light, louvered window, and chrome trim visible in soft daylight.
  • Timeline Sticker & Magnet on a black drawing surface with two styluses and a ruler, featuring bold text I do not recommend this timeline. Perfect for cars, laptops, or personal reflections.
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Timeline Sticker

Timeline Sticker

$14
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DESCRIPTION

Somebody left a one-star review on reality, and we printed it. Our Timeline bumper sticker reads "I do not recommend this timeline," a dry little protest for anyone doom-scrolling through the news with one eye open. Made with Strange Gang for dark-humored realists and the chronically exhausted, it gets smirks at red lights and knowing nods in the parking lot. Stick it on your bumper, toolbox, laptop or filing cabinet and let it do the sighing for you. A funny gift for your most burnt-out friend, and a souvenir of the strangest chapter yet. Our bumper sticker measures 11" x 3".

PRODUCT INFO

STICKERS
• Water-resistant vinyl
• Waterproof adhesive
• UV protective laminate
• All-weather durability
• Matte finish
• Environmentally friendly Eco-Solvent inks

MAGNETS
• Strong magnetic backing
• Strong magnetic backing
• All-weather durability
• Matte finish

SHIPPING

FREE USA & EUROPE SHIPPING OVER $99 / €99.

NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

  • USA: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Europe: All orders ship from the EU.
  • Other: All orders ship from the U.S.
  • Ships From USA & EU
  • Charity Donation
  • Made By A Small Business
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FAQ

Care Instructions

Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker/magnet outwards.

Charity Details

WE AUTOMATICALLY DONATE A PORTION OF EACH SALE TO CHARITIES RELATED TO CAUSES WE SUPPORT. YOU CAN VIEW THE CURRENT CHARITY AT THE TOP OF ANY PRODUCT PAGE.

Questions?

Feel free to reach out to us here with any questions about this product, or anything else.

GPSR Info

EU representatives: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus and/or SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus 

For adults. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

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