Timeline Sweatshirt

Customer feedback for reality: "I do not recommend this timeline." Our sweatshirt turns the daily headline spiral into a dry joke you can wear. It's heavyweight, oversized and organic, made with Strange Gang for people who check the news before coffee and regret it every time. Wear it to work, to the bar or to the group chat meltdown, ideally with a long sigh and a strong coffee. A sarcastic gift for your most exhausted friend, and a souvenir of the plot twist nobody asked for. See images for size charts.

COLORS MAY APPEAR SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DUE TO YOUR SCREEN AND OUR PRINTING METHODS.

Hoodie
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings
• Side-seamed construction

Sweatshirt
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction

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NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

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