I Do Not Recommend This Timeline. Peak sarcasm with maximum comfort, this midweight fleece gets you. Made for doom-scrollers, dark-humored realists, and anyone surviving modern life with caffeine and side-eye. Part of our Strange Gang collab, it’s your wearable shrug at the simulation. Regular fit, unisex, and perfect for millennial burnout, Gen Z irony, or gifting to the perpetually unimpressed Available here in our hoodie and crewneck sweatshirt.

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COLORS MAY APPEAR SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DUE TO YOUR SCREEN AND OUR PRINTING METHODS.

Hoodie
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Hood, kangaroo pocket, drawstrings
• Side-seamed construction

Sweatshirt
• 50% cotton & 50% polyester
• Regular fit
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction

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Wash cold, inside out. Hang or tumble dry on low. These instructions help reduce additional shrinkage and prolong the life of the print and the garment.

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2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Hoodie & Sweatshirt: For adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.