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Timeline Snapback Hat in white with red embroidery reading "I do not recommend this timeline."

Timeline Snapback Hat

€42,00 EUR
Color:White

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85% Acrylic
Ships from the EU
15% Wool
Flat Visor & Mid Profile

When the world is on fire and sarcasm is your last survival tool, say it plainly. Our snapback stitches "I do not recommend this timeline" in retro embroidery on a structured crown with a flat brim, old-school flair for modern chaos. Made for anti-fascists, doom-scrollers, and anyone coping with irony and caffeine, it snaps to fit most heads. Wear it to protests, the coffee line, or the group chat in real life. A witty gift for the friend who reads every headline, and a souvenir of this strange era.

Built for the daily fight.

Welcome to EGOPROOF.

It's a good day for a good day.

Frequently Asked Questions

What's your deal, anyway?

Fair ask. We’ve been creating progressive art for over 25 years. Chicago made us, but now we’re full-time nomads making art and products about mental health, human rights, and social justice. We make words loud so nobody has to carry them alone. Often, the things people feel but don’t always say. A portion of every sale goes to causes we believe in. We’re stubborn, honest, and allergic to neutrality. Be kind. No excuses.

I don't see the style I want.

Most of our items are available in a wide range of sizes. Additionally, most items are available in various styles. If you see a T-shirt design you like and want it on a hoodie, check the hoodies section or use the search bar. Feel free to contact us if you can't find what you're looking for, and we'll do our best to make it happen.

What causes do you give to?

We donate $1 of each item sold to non-profits and organizations supporting progressive, humanitarian, and justice-oriented causes around the world. All donations are automatically calculated and transferred to our charity partner every month to ensure compliance and timely processing.

What is your return policy?

We want you to love your EGOPROOF goodies! If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can request a return for a refund or exchange within 7 days of receipt. Please note that all returns must be unworn and unwashed. Simply contact us at ryan@egoproof.com and we'll guide you through the process. Read more here. Important: Custom items cannot be returned for any reason, but damaged items can be replaced.

GPSR information for this product.

EU representatives: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus and/or SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus 

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC. This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde level requirements.

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