Timeline Hat

I Do Not Recommend This Timeline. For when the world’s on fire and sarcasm’s the only survival tool left. This embroidered hat brings retro flair to modern chaos. A collaboration with our Strange Gang project, this is perfect for anti-fascists, doom-scrollers, and anyone coping with irony and caffeine. Protest-ready, eye-roll approved, and 100% not fine by design. Available here on our snapback hat, dad hat, trucker hat, and knit beanie.

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COLORS MAY APPEAR SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT DUE TO YOUR SCREEN AND OUR PRINTING OR EMBROIDERY METHODS. ALL HATS ARE ONE SIZE FITS MOST.

5-Panel Hat
• 65% polyester / 35% cotton
• Structured, 5-panel, mid-profile
• Semi-curved visor
• Adjustable snapback closure
• Matching under-visor

Snapback Hat
• 85% acrylic, 15% wool
• Structured, 6-panel cap, mid-to-high profile
• Flat visor
• Snapback closure
• Gray under-visor

Dad Hat
• 100% cotton
• Camo is 35% cotton, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel cap, low-profile
• Pre-curved visor
• Adjustable back strap

• Trucker Hat
• 60% cotton, 40% polyester
• Structured, 6-panel cap, mid-profile
• Mesh back
• Adjustable snap closure

Knit Beanie
• 50% recycled polyester, 50% acrylic
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed style
• 8.27" (21 cm) in length

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Hats can be tricky to clean, so the best way to clean your caps is by hand-washing them. Machine-washing can ruin the shape and damage the embroidery. If you are going to wash it: Use a mild detergent (no bleach) in lukewarm water. Gently spot-clean with a damp cloth if needed. Avoid using brushes.

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2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

Dad Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Snapback Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
Trucker Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Knit Beanie: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.