A PORTION OF EACH SALE IS DONATED TO A RELATED CAUSE.

  • Timeline Sticker & Magnet on a black drawing surface with two styluses and a ruler, featuring bold text I do not recommend this timeline. Perfect for cars, laptops, or personal reflections.
  • Timeline Sticker & Magnet features white italic serif text stating i do not recommend this timeline on a black panel, symbolizing resilience amidst challenges. Ideal for cars or laptops, supporting mental health awareness.
  • The rear of a silver hatchback showcases the Timeline Sticker & Magnet on its black bumper, humorously stating i do not recommend this timeline in white, reflecting mental health themes.
  • A silver hatchback displays the Timeline Sticker & Magnet reading, “i do not recommend this timeline, highlighting its dual exhausts and rear features, embodying Egoproof's bold, mental health-focused message.
  • Timeline Sticker & Magnet on a vintage-style orange camper van's rear, showcasing the decal “i do not recommend this timeline.” Tail light, louvered window, and chrome trim visible in soft daylight.
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Timeline Sticker & Magnet

Timeline Sticker & Magnet

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I Do Not Recommend This Timeline. Reality glitched, no one rebooted, and here you are - surviving out of spite with this bumper sticker or magnet. Perfect for cars, laptops, or existential spirals. A collaboration with our Strange Gang project. May cause smirks, eye-rolls, or impromptu therapy referrals.

♥ All-weather durability, matte finish
♥ Sticker size: 11" x 3"
♥ Magnet size: 10" x 3"
♥ Sticker Material: Vinyl with waterproof adhesive
♥ Magnet Material: Vinyl with black magnetic backing
♥ Note that colors may appear slightly different due to your screen and our printing methods

Donation recipient: NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness)

PRODUCT & ORDER INFO

SEE SIZE CHART ABOVE FOR FABRIC AND FIT INFORMATION.

FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $200.

DUE TO OUR ECO-FRIENDLY PRINT PROCESS, SHIRTS WILL HAVE A VINTAGE LOOK & FEEL.

NOTE THAT ALL ORDERS TAKE A FEW DAYS TO SHIP DUE TO THE CUSTOM NATURE OF OUR PRODUCTS.

SEE OUR SHOP FOR THIS ITEM IN OTHER STYLES.

ALL DESIGNS ARE ©EGOPROOF®. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

CHARITY INFORMATION

WE DONATE A PORTION OF EACH SALE TO CHARITIES RELATED TO EACH PRODUCT.

QUESTIONS?

Feel free to reach out to us here with any questions about this product, or anything else.

GPSR INFORMATION

EU representatives:
HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, Cyprus
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@sindenventures.com, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia 4002 Limassol, Cyprus

2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.

T-shirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Long Sleeve: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Hoodie: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Sweatshirt: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Baby Tee: This product is made for children. Meets the formaldehyde, phthalates, lead and flammability level requirements.
Kids T-shirt: This product is made for children. Meets the flammability, lead, phthalates and azo dye level requirements.
Mug: This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
Sticker: Generic brand, use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Magnet: Generic brand, wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.
Poster: This product is made for adults. Meets the small parts and magnetic flux index level requirements.
Flag: Generic brand, wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. Do not rub vigorously.
Yard Sign: Generic brand, wipe with a clean, dry cloth. If needed, use a clean cloth with water. Do not rub vigorously.
Dad Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Snapback Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.
Trucker Hat: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Beanie: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements.

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